JUNEAU CATALANO

VICE PRESIDENT OF EXTERNAL AFFAIRS

Fams:
2018-2019: maJeStiC (parent)

2017-2018: YaChT⛵️🏆🏆 (child)

2016-2017: SaBotaJe🙏🏆 (child)

Year: 2018?
Jk uh Junior Year

Major: Biology

Hometown: Anaheim

Ethnicity:
Filipino
Chinese
Spanish
Italian
German
Polish

Obsessions: Food! Madame President! Working Out!

Talents: Balancing really tall objects such as brooms, staffs, Swiffer Wet Jets™, etc. on one finger (usually index or middle finger but not limited to those) for long periods of time.

And cooking!

Pet Peeves:

1. Being too early @Megan
2. People being rude to servers/cashiers
3. Not being invited (tfti)

Life Quote: "God will not have his work made manifest by cowards."

Favorite Song(s): Super Smash Bros. Brawl- Main Theme

Favorite Boba Flavor: Honey Black Tea w/ Double Boba

Favorite APSA Memory: ALL THE ICE CREAM PARTIES🍦

Winning the APSA fake family contest at the first fambam without even being there.

How do you relax after a hard day of work?
I work out, cuz the work and gains never stop 👌

Time freezes for everyone but you for one day. What do you do?
I would determine a widely viewed live televised event happening at the instant that time froze (e.g. football game). I'd find a nearby zoo and take wolverines, badgers, and any awful mean spiteful little animal I could find and move them to the center of that event, right in front of the cameras. Then when time unfreezes, there's just instant perplexing chaos. Suddenly, wolverines!